• Hi! And welcome to my Paul's Cavalcade of Whimsy Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. TODO: REWRITE THIS.
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    We are in a home improvement store....I want to look around for an hour or more. OK with that?

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    Braless Fridays....good idea or no?

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    Being new to town, how does jumping in my truck and driving and exploring sound?

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    Preferred apparel for the ladies...t shirts.

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    It's Saturday...its college football season...my Longhorns are on TV..what would you like to do?

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    We're going out for breakfast..I take the daily paper (whatever it is in Lubbock) to read the sports, business section, and news. You are....

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    Tunes on my laptop that would not annoy you....

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    Being a little bit on the shy side, if you found yourself liking me, and I hadn't "made a move" yet, you might be tempted to:

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    We are at a fancy, schmantzy coffee shop, you get a double frape latte cappacino mocha thing and I get straight coffee...you are

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    You already know my weaknesses...maybe on the second or third date, you decide to wear....