• Feeling paranoid? Antisocial? Ever been called histrionic or narcissistic by friends? This test will use the five-factor model of personality analysis to determine which personality disorder you fall closest to! It will measure you in Openness to Experience, Conscientiousness, Extraversion, and Agreeableness - it does not measure the fifth factor, Neuroticism, since all personality disorders are defined by high neuroticism and because OkCupid! only gives me four variables anyway.

    DISCLAIMER: This test is for entertainment purposes only, and is NOT to be taken seriously as a psychological diagnosis. You most likely do not have any personality disorder, and so the descriptions that follow should be understood as extreme extensions of your personality traits. That said, have fun!