• Hi! And welcome to my Ridiculousness of Life Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. In the process, you won't learn a thing about yourself, unless you decide you are what you always believed you were...a person. So if you're ready to open up and realize that life is fucking ridiculous, lets get started.
  • 1
    Choose one of the four answers that best describes the picture above.

  • 2
    If you were to ask someone to pick a number, what numbers would it be in between?

  • 3
    Of the four choices, tell me what the color Red smells like the most.

  • 4
    What the fuck...are you? (Choose answer that best describes)

  • 5
    If you were scattered on a beach, what would you rather be?

  • 6
    Bonus Question Chapter 3: If you had a chance to travel back in time, in order to murder Col. Sanders, would you do it?

  • 7
    Not a Bonus Question to the 9th Degree: Do you like pygmy marmosets?