The "Should You Even Bother Messaging Me?" Test

  • Congratulations! You've taken the first step to finding out if I will like you or not. Good for you *applauds* There's no such thing as having standards that are "too high," so long as your standards are built on a foundation that is sturdy, deep, and ultimately has some basis of it's own. That's why I've devised this test. If you pass, it means that you've met all (or at least most) of my relationship standards and that there is a good possibility that we could get along on any level.

    Good luck!
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    It's been scientifically proven that everyone's favorite word is their own name. That's why I always try to address people by their names, because it makes me more likeable. However... there are some names I just simply can't bring myself to mutter without simultaneously losing all romantic interest in that person. I'm sorry but I just can't imagine screaming "yeah, give it to me Wolfgang" with a straight face.

    Is your name Darryl, Jeb, Dustin, Curtis, or any variation of those names? Or, is it anything that sounds similar?

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    Age... I ain't no wrinkly-ball diva like Anna Nicole Smith, nor am I some cradle-robber like Mariah Carey. There is a happy medium. If you're old enough to remember original episodes of Happy Days, yeah... you're probably too old for me. If you were born in the 90's go watch some Nick Jr. and leave me alone. I like sitting in the bar when I go out, so being stuck in the McDonald's play play with your sorry ass is not going to be kosher.

    Are you between the ages of 21 and 36?

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    Sex, according to is "the sum of the structural and functional differences by which the male and female are distinguished, or the phenomena or behavior dependent on these differences." In my mind, all I can hear is "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye.

    How many times per week would you like to have sex with your partner?

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    Religion and politics are taboo questions when first starting to date someone. So let's get them out of the way now!

    Describe your religious views. Feel free to message me if you'd like to go into greater detail.

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    ...And your political views?

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    Edward Morgan once said "A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought without breaking it, or explore an explosive idea without fear it will go off in your face. It is one of the few havens remaining where a man's mind can get both provocation and privacy."

    How often do you read a book? And by "book," I mean an honest to God novel, or collection of stories... comic books and magazines don't count.

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    If I wanted to go to Normandy to find the home that my favorite author lives in, which he said I would be welcome to visit him at, would you come with me in an unannounced visit?

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    Which artists/bands performed the following songs... "I'm Yours," "Run Around," "Pachad," and "Merry Happy"? Name them in order that I listed the songs.

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    Art is an integral part of my life.

    Please tell me you know who Annie Liebovitz is?

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    Ever seen the movie "Must Love Dogs"?