The Should you message me if you're interested? Test

  • Reading my profile? Wondering if you should message me and start a dialogue?

    Well, here’s a handy dandy test for you to take to determine if it’s worth the effort. I’m a pretty simple guy with complex interests, but I do have standards. Let’s see if you qualify!

  • 1
    Are you a woman?

  • 2
    Were you born a woman?

  • 3
    Do you chew with your mouth open?

  • 4
    How about talking while chewing your food?

  • 5
    I graduated from . . .?

  • 6
    Seriously, are you a woman? A woman specifically referring to anatomically correct, raised as one, and in mentality?

  • 7
    How much do you read?

  • 8
    Flab is?

  • 9
    Are you married?

  • 10
    You're an OKCupid user, there's a high probability that your are a single mother who has at least one kid, born when you were 19-23 years old. How many children do you have?

  • 11
    Your opinon on cats? (The picture is of one of my two cats)

  • 12
    How often do you bathe?

  • 13
    How about your teeth?

  • 14
    Beards, how do you feel about them?

  • 15
    Age, it's always an issue. How long in the tooth are you?

  • 16
    Okay, you've made it this far. Final question: Have you actually read my profile?