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    It's you. Well, carry on then, take the Snobbery test and see what kind of snob you are -- do you spit on the little people, lick the boots of your betters, or lick boot and then spit (extra points!)? Or do you fancy your oh-so-special self outside of all that squabbling foolishness? Not that it matters. I'm quite sure you'd never move in my circles, looking like that. Honestly! (This test is based on Snobbery, a book by a man with a very Jewish name which I can't remember.)
  • Drive on, James -- it's just one of the rabble caught in the wheel-well.