• Hi! And welcome to my Spontaneous Combustion Test. I'll be using strange, needless questions so humor me! Hopefully, you get a good laugh over this test! youre just jealous
  • 1
    Have you ever burped and got whiplash?

  • 2
    Have you ever lit a fart on fire?

  • 3
    Have you ever enjoyed the feeling of cow patties between your toes?

  • 4
    Have you ever gotten drunk and woke up in a whole different state and wondered how you got there?

  • 5
    Do you have cars in your yard that you can no longer find because of the grass not being cut?