• Whether you've grown up on heist films, you're a touch of a kleptomaniac, or you steal on occasion, thiefly lifestyles permiate our society. Thieves; they're everywhere. Every point in anyone's life, I bet dollars-to-dimes that they've stolen something. Maybe it's something small, like a song off the internet. Maybe it's something big, like a bank vault's contents. Maybe some people steal lives. Maybe it's time to wonder what kind of thief you'd be if you put your mind to it.

    I'm not here to talk about ethics, because that's nonsense. I'm just here to tell you what kind of thief you are.

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