• Hi! And welcome to my Uber Compatibility Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature.

    Seriously, that's actually what I'm going to do. I've done a couple other versions of this test, but none of them really held up to the standard of "really great test" and some of them were just weird. I shouldn't write tests while sleep deprived, but hey, don't we all?

    This test exists on one of my basic theories of human interaction at a relationship level. There are three levels of interaction that determine (in my mind) the success or failure of any given relationship. These factors (in order) are:

    1. Mental
    2. Emotional
    3. Physical

    Why make this test? Well, it's pretty much guaranteed to weed out anyone I wouldn't be interested in talking to, and help me to find out who I could interact with on a number of levels. This time it will actually do this, no foolin. I ask, however, if you are not female (since I am straight), that you not take the physical section.