• Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Or is it...?

    Based on your ugliness (hygiene, kindness, symmetry, etc.), this test will determine your ugliness percentage without having to look at your face.


  • Don Imus as the Crypt Keeper.

  • 1
    When you look at a baby, does it start crying?

  • 2
    At any point in your life, did you work at a supermarket and have moderate to severe acne?

  • 3
    Do you have acne, back-ne, crotch-ne, chest-ne, herpes (type II or III) or syphilis?

  • 4
    If you answered "yes" to the question above, do your pores give off excess puss? If you answered "no" to the above question, skip this question.

  • 5
    Have your parents ever took you out to a mall or the like to "get a new look for you" and bought new clothes and/or a new haircut?

  • 6
    How often do you eat at fast food places?

  • 7
    The human mind finds symmetry to be aesthetically pleasing.
    Go get a mirror. Let me ask, is your face, overall, symmetrical?

  • 8
    Be honest. Do you have hairy nostrils, ears, nipples, knuckles, or extremely bushy eyebrows?