• Are you in the mood to have a raggedy old hat read your mind, peering into your deepest thoughts and desires, so that it can place you into one of four Houses at Hogwarts? Or perhaps you'd rather just take this sorting quiz instead? That one will be easier.


    Ladies and gentlemen, this is a sorting symphony in three parts- the wizarding world, the Muggle world, and the world of pseudo-philosophy. Your House will be determined by a four-axis system.


    Try not to think too hard about your answers in aiming for a particular House. If I've done this correctly, you should find some difficulty in targeting all your answers toward one favorite House.