• This test will measure your progression as a mindless tao lunatic. Prepare to have your brain bent toward the inside of nothing while I sit back and chitter on beside a bottle of courvossier napoleon. I will be strictly monitoring your aptitude for handling abstract thought and simultaneously I will be judging your ability to relax and live life as though it were a surreal paradise. You have come far even in reaching this test.

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