• This test is based on a response I wrote for the Internet Oracle many, many years ago. I recently stumbled on it again, and immediately realized it would make a good OKCupid test. See the original Oracle posting for a sense of, "context." (A couple of the cultural references are a bit dated.)

    This test attempts to recreate the quiz as accurately as possible, including the very bizarre scoring (which will be "explained" at the end of the test). Remember, this is all very silly. If you take this at all seriously, you're doing something wrong.