• Welcome to the morbid misery that is the "What Proto-Goth Icon Are You?" Test!

    We'll be determining your affinity to Gothic culture's early harbingers through an esoteric mixture of intuition, attitude, and a judicious application of clove cigarettes.

    This test differs from others in that you needn't tell us the truth. Be devious, be bloodthirsty, be beautiful. Simply choose the answers you like best, and our unpatented algorithms will guide us to your best match.
    Or not. You can always take the test again. We recommend choosing different answers the second time though.

    So, light one up in memory of Theda Bara & Max Shreck and come join us in the twilight...