• Welcome to the Womanian language test!

    There is now also a Manian language test. Click here to take it.

    Many times women can be confusing, even when you're a woman. Some of us however, have a very good built in translator. You may ask yourself what you can do with knowledge of Womanian. Well, aside of having better relationships with women, you could turn your skill into profit by becoming a pimp or a player.

    If you already think you're a pimp or a player, but have fewer than 3 women in your...ahem...custody, you may take this test to find out why.

    If you're a nice guy who just wants to figure out why it seems like "chicks dig jerks", take this test, and you might learn something.

    Here's your first challenge: You know what to do.