• Hi! This is the "Would I kick you out of bed for eating crackers?" test, but okcupid was too stingy with the letters to let me fit that title.

    This test just measures absolutely nothing. It's all bullshit. If you score low and are still interested in me, don't worry too much...I seem to be bad at choosing friends/relationships and this test is probably a worse gauge than my judgement. Which is a worse gauge than okcupid. Which is a worse gauge than just about anything.

    Remember, if you don't like a question, you can skip it altogether...but you may lose points for skipping it.

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