• When men first evolved from apes and shed their hair, there were some men who shed too much hair.  Most of their ancestors went on to be ridiculed for the mistake, but some of these men rose above such superficial trappings and became great.  I have selected the greatest of these men, and the easiest to categorize with three variables, and present them to you as models of hairless virtue.  This test will determine which of these men you would be if you were great, bald, and a man.  Good luck!

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