• This test is designed to ask probing questions to decide what kind of beaver you would enjoy the most. Obviously this is aimed more at straight males and bi/homo - sexual females. But even if you're a straight female you could find this test enlightening. As it will tell you what kind of beaver you would prefer to have if some genie came along and gave you the option of getting a new one.


    Side note: If you are a female taking this quiz and you're not sure how to answer. Pick the answer that reflects how you would want your beaver to be treated or what you wish it looked like.


    Warning: The end of this test shows pictures of actual beavers based on your results. Do not take this test at work if pictures like that would get you in trouble. Of course if your company doesn't have a policy like that call your boss over so the two of you can discuss the merits of the perfect beaver together.